When his lead reindeer makes an attempt to go green, and comply with the new CFL mandate, Santa sees red, and gives Rudolph his walking papers – or in this case I guess it would be "flying papers." I think Santa's is still holding a grudge from the time he flew his sleigh into the government-subsidized wind turbine, which caused him to crash land into one of those (also government subsidized) Solyndra solar panels.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope you enjoyed my environmentally-friendly, green e-card.
(No baby evergreen-trees were harmed in the making of the Christmas Card – but a whole bunch of adult evergreen-trees were chopped down, coated in tar, and used to hang cables on so I could upload this e-card from my computer to my to my blog. Those poor chopped down, tar-coated evergreen trees... nobody even bothers to decorate them... well maybe the birds do... and probably even flying reindeer sometimes, too.)
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