To Boldly Roam Where No Man Has Roamed Before.
Captain's Log: Here I am, on some distant planet, battling a giant crawling-brain, and racking up some serious roaming charges.
An editorial cartoon on the recent cell-phone/brain-cancer media scare, prompted by the World Health Organization (WHO) report classifying cell-phone emissions as being “possibly carcinogenic."
I'm not buying it, but if the WHO ever issues a report claiming a link to sudden strokes and heart-failure caused by reading your cell-phone bill – now there's a story I would believe. I'd even swear off opening, and reading any cell-phone bills that arrive in my mailbox. Maybe then we could even lobby congress to pass a law banning those nasty stroke-inducing cell-phone bills!
Now where'd I put my cell phone, all this blogging is giving me a headache... I think I should call my friendly-neighborhood trial lawyer.
© 2011 Barry/Right-Hemisphere Laboratory
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